Why I should stop watching nature documentaries or Reasons why Reya isn't allowed to watch Animal Planet/National Geographic/Discovery anymore.

So I was at my local grocery store with my dad.
And I went to get one of those carton boxes to put our bought produce in. (Shopping bags? I don't need no stinkin shopping bags!)
And it was a pretty big pile of cardboard boxes. So I picekd one and as I turned the corner somewhat towards me something came...skittling towards the corner of the box. Where my hand was.
Now it had a round body and long limb like things. Multiple long limb like things. It was the size of a...marable maybe. And It was red-ish in color.
My wonderful brain supplied me with the information that 'OH GOD IT'S A BLACK WIDOW SPIDER RUN SCREAM AHHHH!'
That was for about a second, the next second it was loling at me how stupid I am.
It took all my will-power not to SHRIEK in the middle of the shop, jump 3 meters in the air and run away. Because obviusly. Black Widow Spider. In the middle of a grocery store. In fucking nowhere Slovenia. Where the only poisonous thing we have is...well..bleach.

This means I'm either very paranoid or I have to move to fucking Australia to justify my fear.

Oh yeah and the thing that skittled towards me? A FUCKING BABY TOMATO.

I'll let you chew on that for a second.